There are days when I really love Newgrounds. Especially on those days when I, just after releasing a review about Twilight, come out with an uproarious parody video called Twilight: The Broodening that explains clearly the numerous ways in which the book and movie were both wrong and / or just plain idiotic.
And as it turns out, there are many–of course, we all know that Twilight just DESTROYED every known convention about vampires in favor of doing things that would attract twelve year old girls (Sparkly vampires? Are you out of your mind??), and there’s plenty of problems IN the movie itself that really haven’t been considered because we were all too busy recovering from the psychic shock presented to pick it cleanly apart.
No one really wants to analyze a nuclear reactor when the coolant rods are out and the plutonium’s on fire, you know.
Call it troll bait for the Rob Pattinson forum, call it sheer fun for everyone who had to sit through this dreck, call it whatever you like–it’s The Broodening.
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